FINAL HOUR!
The last chance to advance (that rhymed!)
(A picture symbolizing two sexes and twelve genders)
I want this Substack to focus on sharing “rebel” ways of thinking that make you think, possibly puke in your mouth on occasion, to challenge you outside of your patterns and “known” into the possibilities of the Unknown. I also want to play with character and language and have fun.
So the last thing I wanted was to do was to keep asking for support regarding a contest and so, I don’t plan on doing something like this again, for me but mostly for you. I rather you look forward to receiving a post that you enjoy tremendously or hate viciously, you laugh, you cry, you drop your bullshit, you pick up more bullshit—but only if it is actual bullshit and you are removing it from the sidewalks to help support a clean environment for your community. Regardless of the specific expression, I hope it stirs something in you—and you move away from any community where bulls are shitting haphazardly on the sidewalks!
Receiving multiple messages saying, “VOTE FOR ME!” might feel like those political mailings you receive where you’re like, “I knew I shouldn’t have looked at child porn—now the politicians think I’m aligned with them!” (this might be one of the “puke in mouth” times. I’ll wait for you to grab a breath mint.)
My goal in winning this contest was to hand Cesar Millan the draft of my unpublished book, The 10 Commandments of Dog Training: building better relationships with our four-legged and two-legged companions and to ask him to write the Forward to it. I would happily divvy the $10,000 prize to those who supported my run with money and/or have a party for all who supported me.
I could use the 1-on-1 training for my new dog, “Xochi,” as while I may pull your leg once in a while, she pulls arms nearly out of their sockets when you walk her. On two occasions I had to apply Krazy Glue to reattach my arm, as my Obamacare health insurance is neither affordable or good, kind of like the so-called “vaccine” being neither safe nor effective, despite those two words being repeated over and over like a hurt woman plays a sad love song after she is dumped by her boyfriend. Okay, I do that, but that song captured my feelings perfectly!
There is about an hour left to the contest!
Only two of the three left in my group will advance to the next round. I’m at #3 <GULP> (that’s my Kamala Harris imitation). I put in $100 of my own money to buy votes. I know my friend Jenifer bought 40 votes, Nic bought 10 votes and I think Leo bought 10. I don’t know whether I should spend $500 to buy 500 votes. The problem is, if it doesn’t advance me, I’ve just pissed away $500 that could be spent on hookers or, because of inflation, the increase in cost of the same food I bought last month.
There is a FREE VOTE for each email address you have when you scroll below the paid votes. I don’t know whether I’m trailing #2 by one vote or a thousand. Help if you can. Thank you for your support.
LINK: The Final Countdown by Europe